{"id":92488,"date":"2026-06-19T09:15:38","date_gmt":"2026-06-19T12:15:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/redept.com.br\/blogosfera\/agente-secreto-a-cronica\/"},"modified":"2026-06-19T09:15:38","modified_gmt":"2026-06-19T12:15:38","slug":"agente-secreto-a-cronica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redept.com.br\/blogosfera\/agente-secreto-a-cronica\/","title":{"rendered":"Agente secreto, a cr\u00f4nica"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Casteladas, a coluna de aforismos e pensamentos, traz o g\u00eanero liter\u00e1rio conhecido por ser o oposto do calhama\u00e7o. A frase curta \u2013 ou o fragmento \u2013 de alegria instant\u00e2nea, a servi\u00e7o do humor. Hoje acordei com um agente da CIA debaixo de minha cama. 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